Far off yet is his doom, and not by _ will he fall.'
'Do not pursue him! He will not return to this land. There was Eru, the One, who in Arda is called _. (Far be it from me to refuse your cards, but just, you know, not to get you showered in modly wrath.) Let's keep in mind that although the original Cards Against Humanity is as family-unfriendly as it gets, the Downs is not, so let's not go very far beyond Shagrat or Teleporno. Can we make a CAH version that's true to canon and Tolkien's spirit (perhaps with a Barrow-Downs reference or two thrown in for flavour)? There already exists a Tolkien version, Cards Against Arda, but while it's got some good ones, I'm not necessarily very interested in fandom jokes.
The cool thing about Cards Against Humanity is that you can create your custom set for free. The idea is very simple - check it out on the website if you don't know the game.
Many of you will be familiar with Cards Against Humanity, a party game for horrible people as they call it.